Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Bittersweet Back To School Season

Parents, we know how excited you are to send your kids back to school. As much as you love them, an entire summer of attempting to entertain them is exhausting and sometimes painful.

That first week, though, things don’t always go as planned. We’ve decided to give you a heads-up on the crazy, maybe even manic feelings you might experience during the process. From all of us at Sansone, best of luck!

1)     You wake up excited at the prospect of shipping the kids off for an entire day. Think of all you can accomplish with that extra time!

2)     You go downstairs to start breakfast looking forward to seeing your children’s bright, shining faces at the kitchen table…

Only to discover that said table is empty.

3)     You proceed to try and drag your children out of bed.

4)     Once the children are out of bed, your home resembles a scene from the “Twister” movies. Chaos. Everywhere.

5)     You finally get the kids in the car, but the madness doesn’t end.

6)     You finally get the kids to school. You blow them kisses and can enjoy the taste of sweet, sweet freedom.

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Sansone Auto Mall: In the voice of Ricky Bobby

In honor of our upcoming Customer Appreciation Days at Sansone Auto Mall, and the awesome Mobil 1 NASCAR that will be on lot, we thought we would pull together some of our favorite quotes from the classic racing comedy, Talladega Nights.

Don’t kid yourself, we all know you have a secret handshake with your best bud for when you sneakily make a yellow light or parallel park perfectly in one attempt.

If you were being interviewed, you’d feel the same way.

What even is a spider monkey?

There is no force out there that could possibly make sitting in city traffic any better.

Hey did you know Sansone has Christmas in August coming up? We won’t be selling Jackhawk 9000s, but we have an awesome lot of cars. 
Which is why Sansone is number one… duh.

Thursday, August 7, 2014

Everybody's Car Buying Experience

With school around the corner, I’m sure you’re thinking of purchasing your special (almost) grown-up kiddio a new ride to get them around campus. Or maybe, you’re just looking to get one for yourself. Whichever way you slice it, there are certain emotional phases of the car-buying experience that are inevitable. Here, we walk you through those phases so that you are the most prepared.

Phase one: The brilliant idea to buy a car — from Sansone of course!

Phase two: The “where do I start, I am so overwhelmed.”

Phase three: The “I just discovered Sansone’s website and it’s the best thing that ever happened to me.”

Phase 4: The “I can’t wait to find the most PERFECT car.”

Phase 5: The “I just found the PERFECT car and my life is complete.”


Phase 7: The “BUT WAIT… I’m at Sansone! Best deals in New Jersey!”

Phase 8: Drive away happily-ever-after with your beautiful new car.

Have you ever been through these phases? Or some variation of them? Let us know!