Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Driving Swag That All Driving Enthusiasts Need

Driving fanatics always aim to keep up to date with the newest and latest driving swag. Especially given the impending weather, you’re going to need some of this swag to make sure your future drives are not only tolerable, but also enjoyable. Here are five essentials to spice up your treks on the road.

Augmented driving app
This app, at an affordable price, provides real-time data with warnings and suggestions on the go. 

Cup-sized humidifier 
With the winter weather approaching, this cup-sized humidifier is a must-purchase for driving enthusiasts. Keep your skin healthy and vibrant with this ready and portable cup-sized humidifier. 

Heated Travel Mug
Because nothing is worse than cold coffee, especially during morning commutes in freezing weather conditions. 

Cup Holder Swivel Tray
This incredible contraption is a multi-purpose dream come true. Finally, your messy fast food trips will not result in ruining your brand new work attire. 

TrackR App
Avoid mornings running around your house on an endless pursuit to locate your keys. With this life-saving app, you’ll be able to track your keys and valuables with the click of a button.

You’ll be feeling like this with all of your new swag next time you hit the road.

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Definitive List of Thoughts Everyone has During a Traffic Jam

Jam is nice…when you’re eating PB&J on toast. Driving and jamming out to your favorite song is also nice; until your mood is instantly squashed by the oncoming traffic jam you’re approaching. Here is a list of the relatable thought process and emotional rollercoaster everyone endures during the least desirable type of jam: a traffic jam.

1.) All of these brake lights could literally light up the Christmas tree in Rockefeller Center. 

2.) Now the take-out I ordered is going to be cold. Great!

3.) Wait. I’m a genius! Maybe my GPS can find an alternate route. 

4.) Never mind.  I am doomed. I give up. Oh gosh, here come the involuntary tears.   

5.) I should definitely move over to the left lane. It’s moving faster.

6.)Why did I think that would work? *Sighs* 

7.) Thank you “Delays Ahead” sign. I couldn’t tell! Seriously, thanks for the heads up.

8.) I would rather watch a 10-hour Barney marathon on a Saturday night while eating pickled eggs than sit in this dreadful traffic.

9.) At least there is one perk; I can rock out to One Direction in solitude.

10.) When you realize everyone around you just witnessed you do that…

11.) Less than a mile left. I can see the light at the end of the tunnel. 

12.) Pulling up to your driveway as if you just met BeyoncĂ© and Jay-Z…

Here’s to hoping your next interaction with jam will feature a delectable PB&J. 

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Fashion Week - FOR CARS!

So we at Sansone are obviously very fashion-forward. We’d say we’re pretty darn classy and chic as far as auto malls go (obviously, because we have lots of models on our lot LOL) — cue comedic drum line. Anyways, in lieu of it being fashion week in New York, we have compiled an A-list of superstar cars that have been tricked out and dressed up.

Retro is most definitely coming back.

Edgy and supercharged with style.

Symbolism is all the rage this season.

When in doubt, just mix all of the colors.

Hand crafted “home” styles are all the rage now.

Nothing’s more classic than animal print.

Show us a picture of your fun design on Twitter!  @SansoneAutoMall

Thursday, September 4, 2014

Back to School Jams

We’re going with a back-to-school theme again this week! After surviving your first hellish week of getting the kids back into the swing of things, we thought you might need some special tunes to accompany your chaotic mornings. Drown out the madness with music!

Grade 9 - Bare Naked Ladies

Don’t Stop Believin’ — Journey

Wake Me Up When September Ends - Green Day

Rock 'n' Roll High School — The Ramones

Back in Black - ACDC

Fight for Your Right — Beastie Boys

School - Nirvana

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Bittersweet Back To School Season

Parents, we know how excited you are to send your kids back to school. As much as you love them, an entire summer of attempting to entertain them is exhausting and sometimes painful.

That first week, though, things don’t always go as planned. We’ve decided to give you a heads-up on the crazy, maybe even manic feelings you might experience during the process. From all of us at Sansone, best of luck!

1)     You wake up excited at the prospect of shipping the kids off for an entire day. Think of all you can accomplish with that extra time!

2)     You go downstairs to start breakfast looking forward to seeing your children’s bright, shining faces at the kitchen table…

Only to discover that said table is empty.

3)     You proceed to try and drag your children out of bed.

4)     Once the children are out of bed, your home resembles a scene from the “Twister” movies. Chaos. Everywhere.

5)     You finally get the kids in the car, but the madness doesn’t end.

6)     You finally get the kids to school. You blow them kisses and can enjoy the taste of sweet, sweet freedom.

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Sansone Auto Mall: In the voice of Ricky Bobby

In honor of our upcoming Customer Appreciation Days at Sansone Auto Mall, and the awesome Mobil 1 NASCAR that will be on lot, we thought we would pull together some of our favorite quotes from the classic racing comedy, Talladega Nights.

Don’t kid yourself, we all know you have a secret handshake with your best bud for when you sneakily make a yellow light or parallel park perfectly in one attempt.

If you were being interviewed, you’d feel the same way.

What even is a spider monkey?

There is no force out there that could possibly make sitting in city traffic any better.

Hey did you know Sansone has Christmas in August coming up? We won’t be selling Jackhawk 9000s, but we have an awesome lot of cars. 
Which is why Sansone is number one… duh.

Thursday, August 7, 2014

Everybody's Car Buying Experience

With school around the corner, I’m sure you’re thinking of purchasing your special (almost) grown-up kiddio a new ride to get them around campus. Or maybe, you’re just looking to get one for yourself. Whichever way you slice it, there are certain emotional phases of the car-buying experience that are inevitable. Here, we walk you through those phases so that you are the most prepared.

Phase one: The brilliant idea to buy a car — from Sansone of course!

Phase two: The “where do I start, I am so overwhelmed.”

Phase three: The “I just discovered Sansone’s website and it’s the best thing that ever happened to me.”

Phase 4: The “I can’t wait to find the most PERFECT car.”

Phase 5: The “I just found the PERFECT car and my life is complete.”


Phase 7: The “BUT WAIT… I’m at Sansone! Best deals in New Jersey!”

Phase 8: Drive away happily-ever-after with your beautiful new car.

Have you ever been through these phases? Or some variation of them? Let us know!